In the UK, everything is a bit older and a bit more worn-out, and the people are a bit more tired. You know. I think Americans are a bit looser, a bit more out to have a fun time.

It's the best thing in the world to be onstage, but not when you can barely stand up.

The nature of Nature is change.

He who hesitates is lost.

There's nothing I'm afraid of like scared people.

I know I'm not very popular on Long Island. I don't know who's less popular, me or Joey Buttafuoco.

Knowledge is pain that's why it hurts to know.

The state would rather give me an uzi than a microphone.

If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.

Life results from the non-random survival of randomly varying replicators. The watchmaker is blind

Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert: It's plaid and it lies.

Competition should not be for a share of the market-but to expand the market.