In taking revenge upon our enemies, we are only even with them; in passing over their malice we are superior.

A hero in one age will be a hero in another.

What is called liberality is often no more than the vanity of giving, of which some persons are fonder than of what they give.

When a person is found less guilty than he is suspected, he is concluded more innocent than he really is.

We are better deceived by having some truth told us than none.

The life of a good man is a continual prayer.

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe.

The law has no power over heroes.

No woman is envious of another's virtue who is conscious of her own.

There is no logic like the logic of the heart.

It is more important to detect corruption than fiction.

Your beauty took my breath away, but your mind has stopped my heart.

Screw it. Let's do it.

I was never that into the movies. Never. Even as a youngster. I became interested in movie music only because of the studio orchestras in Hollywood.

They also swear who only stand and wait.

Women need to be beautiful to be loved by men, and stupid enough to love them.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

Money doesn't motivate, but stats do.

The more you try to be like someone else, the more you find yourself standing in the way.

Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.

Boredom comes not from reality but from people who are only half alive.