In some sense, gravity does not exist; what moves the planets and the stars is the distortion of space and time.

All kids are born geniuses, but are crushed by society.

What is the universe? The universe is a symphony of vibrating strings...we are nothing but melodies. We are nothing but cosmic music played out on vibrating strings and membranes.

The human brain has 100 billion neurons, each neuron connected to 10 thousand other neurons. Sitting on your shoulders is the most complicated object in the known universe.

If you could meet your grandkids as elderly citizens in the year 2100 … you would view them as being, basically, Greek gods… that's where we're headed.

It's pointless to have a nice clean desk, because it means you're not doing anything.

Music is the voice of God traveling through ten-dimensional hyperspace.

What do oil company executives, vampires and NASA bureaucrats all have in common? They fear solar energy.

Common sense has no place in Quantum Mechanics.

I believe we exist in a multiverse of universes.

We have the media, which is such a waste in the sense that you can actually feel your IQ get lower as you watch TV.

It's a no-win situation with politics it's always going to be stressful. I'm more into the comedy of life.

If you have health insurance, then you don't have to do anything. If you've got health insurance through your employer, you can keep your health insurance, keep your choice of doctor, keep your plan.

We have never stayed home long enough to experience the truth about ourselves.

It is a triumph of life that old people lose their memories of inessential things.

Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin!

I have a lot of male friends.

I see myself as a roving mosquito, choosing it's target.

I haven't tried to buffer myself. I like rolling the dice.

Disparage no book, for it is also a part of the world.

When we run out of money, we have to start thinking.