In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

A fierce unrest seethes at the core, of all existing things:, it was the eager wish to soar, that gave the gods their wings.

Build your castle of dreams but don't live in it.

The best way to make something last is to believe that it won't.

I don't know why people are so keen to put the details of their private life in public

My dad always said there's four phases in an actor/director's life. There's 'Mario Who?' There's 'Get me Mario!' 'Get me a young Mario, ' and 'Mario Who?'

If you want me to swim fast, you have to let me enjoy my life.

Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together.

This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.

The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols.

God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing.

Akri won't let me eat any of them nasty gods. What's the world coming to when a demon gots to beg for tidbits...not eve a finger sandwich or a single knuckle. Tragic. Terribly tragic.