Imagine if fire extinguishers were fullof snow. Imagine the fun we could have.

The first time I saw her, Everything in my head went quiet.

O Lord gives us strength to do your will.

Laughter can be used to sooth the mind and get rid of those awful thoughts.

I stay patient. I don't go out there and try to set a course record. That's probably one of my strengths and one reason I've been able to win major championships.

Boning is a pain, but it makes such a majestic chicken.

There is a certain destiny of everything, regulated by the foreknowledge and providence of God in His works.

The idea of abstract power only exists for academics, not in real life.

There is scarcely a crime before me that is not directly or indirectly caused by strong drink.

To be unrecognizable in movies is the biggest compliment that anybody can give you.

Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.