If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.

Wall Street is a place where the day begins with good buys.

I told my broker that as long as he doesn't tell me where my money should go, I won't tell him where he should go.

Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing.

My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan!

My teacher has a reading problem. He can't read my writing

We hold our heads high, despite the price we have paid, because freedom is priceless.

Singing, dancing, and acting! The part [of Roxie in Let It Shine] was right up my alley. Plus, the thought of playing a rock star was like a dream for me.

Death has always had a prominent place in my mind. There are times when I think somebody might kill me.

Women have gained access to the institutions, but not enough power to overhaul them.

Words, in their distant past, have the past of my reveries.

Bravery escapes more dangers than cowardice.

I'm really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it.

Honesty is the best policy ; a policy is, after all, a strategy for living in the polis in the city.

I love salon days to pamper myself, do my nails.