If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.

Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.

You would rather face a life without me than to have me choose a life I would not choose for myself.

It was William who would climb out of his carriage unafraid and help a farmer drive a herd of cattle or sheep across a road when necessary.

There's a certain sort of a man whose every charm lies in his predictability.

Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body's cells have been replaced, you're meant to experience that seven-year itch.

The attributes of sovereignty are now enjoyed by every state in the Union.

I did about 50 pull-ups and 1,000 crunches a day. Crazy.

Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today.

I am no size zero or super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.

Those not present are always wrong.

We are all both victims and victimizers. Just as everyone suffers, no one is innocent of causing suffering themselves.

As long as there's a few farmers out there, we'll keep fighting for them.