If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.

A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.

To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bumsteers.

Emotion as well as reason belongs to the very stuff of history.

Loyalty is what you focus on and won't give up.

God’s love is God’s attention.

Design can be both a manifestation of a company's design ethic and an outward communication of a company's design ethic and drive for excellence.

I cry at the end of every episode of "Girls." I'm just so overwhelmed by the truthfulness with which [Lena Dunham] conveys human nature.

Social Security is a fraudulent scheme in which the government collect money from you for your retirement - and immediately spend the money on something else.

The way people get their living determines their social outlook.

Apologies mean nothing if you don't mean it.

It's not as bad as it sounds.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.