If you're going to be a narcissistic schmuck, kid, don't bother studying Faulkner. Go straight to Brett Easton Ellis. He's the role model you need.

If God did not exist, we should have to invent him. If God did exist, we should have to abolish Him.

Instead of suppressing conflicts, specific channels could be created to make this conflict explicit, and specific methods could be set up by which the conflict is resolved.

The sin is in our thoughts.

I'd like to think I'm actually a nice person in real life.

My words have an origin. My deeds have a sovereign. Truly, because people do not understand this, they do not understand me.

I prefer a good pair of boots to Shakespeare.

And thus did an Assistant Pig-Keeper become High King of Prydain.

Public notice does not necessarily accord with internal fulfilment.

People who are busy and happy don't write diaries; they are too busy living.

In business, as in baseball, the prizes go most often to the organizations that pursue their objective hard and relentlessly every day of the year.