If you know one thing very well and the rest only superficially, that one thing will always appear to be more 'unique.

The paradox of innovation is that it is accepted as an innovation when it has become imitation.

Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.

A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.

There is a limit to human intelligence, but there is no limit to human stupidity

It is the pursuit of happiness that makes people unhappy.

The world is divided into the ordinary and the extraordinary. The problem is deciding which is which.

Life is not a journey, it is a destination

There is nothing more dangerous than a philosopher who wants to change the world

Most books are about aspects of human knowledge - Few people write books about human ignorance, despite the fact that there would be much more to write about

Life is a question in the form of an answer

We are eternal beings who are connected to God, Source, or whatever you feel comfortable labeling the Divine. What this means is that we are here for joy and for love.

When you're an agent or a lawyer; its about service, not for yourself, but for your clients

Then in came this script with another very low offer, and another drug addict and a depressing and difficult part to play. I thought, 'Why should I put myself through that for hardly any money?'

It isn't the initial cost of a lie, it is the upkeep which counts so terribly.

Whatever you need will be provided. Eternity takes care of everything perfectly. So never want for that which you do not have; you have exactly what you need.

Get ready for the future: it is murder.

As far as men go, they never gave me a chance to be me; they were always scared that somebody was going to take me.

I realize over the years my music has started becoming more like country and it's not necessarily something I'm trying to do.

Great news for Pres Obama. He watched football all weekend and tomorrow he will receive the Heisman trophy. Next week he's going to watch NASCAR. Move over, Jimmie Johnson!

To sit back hoping that someday, some way, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last - but eat you he will.