If you have to be burned at the stake, be a good fellow and collect your own fire-wood.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

Fame, infamy, they're of the same family.

The meeting of the two lonely souls is the meeting of the dark sea with the moonlight.

The sea, the majestic sea, breaks everything, crushes everything, cleans everything, takes everything...from me

Prosperity or egalitarianism - you have to choose. I favor freedom - you never achieve real equality anyway: you simply sacrifice prosperity for an illusion.

Teen pregnancy went way down in the '90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.

Under my administration, anyone who illegally crosses the border will be detained until they are removed out of our country and back to the country from which they came.

The soul is unwillingly deprived of truth.

The means employed by Nature to bring about the development of all the capacities of men is their antagonism in society, so far as this is, in the end, the cause of a lawful order among men.

As a teenager, I was an enormous fan of Valerie Bertinelli's hair.

I can feel you, even though I can't see you.