If you had said before the game we would get three points, I would have said you'd had too much gin.

I said to them last week that I'd like them to win ugly and they certainly won ugly today. That was the ugliest thing I've seen since the ugly sisters fell out of the ugly tree.

Ally McCoist, Kenny McDowall, Ian Durrant, Jim Stewart - all fantastic people. It is still a brilliant club for me, although technically it is now a new club

The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.

Veggard Heggem, my word, he must have a Yamaha down his shorts.

We [England] have become all Billy Big Time and become too big for our boots, and yet we have got nothing to shout about

learn from the past live in the present plan for the future

Oh God, if You want me to serve You, I will. I’ll be what You want me to be. I’ll go where You want me to go.

He was drop-dead gorgeous and I, well I was just ... dead." (Tera Hightower, Dead Chick Walking)

I think Americans such as Leviathan have done a lot to expand the sonic palette of black metal.

You know for me when I promise something I want to deliver. If you don't, you have to disappear.

I always believed that I’d return to Cleveland and finish my career there.

Our task is not to liberate the oppressed, but to liberate the oppressors

There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.

A warrior never gives in to fear when he is searching for what he needs. Without love, he is nothing.

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.