We [England] have become all Billy Big Time and become too big for our boots, and yet we have got nothing to shout about

I said to them last week that I'd like them to win ugly and they certainly won ugly today. That was the ugliest thing I've seen since the ugly sisters fell out of the ugly tree.

Ally McCoist, Kenny McDowall, Ian Durrant, Jim Stewart - all fantastic people. It is still a brilliant club for me, although technically it is now a new club

The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.

Veggard Heggem, my word, he must have a Yamaha down his shorts.

If you had said before the game we would get three points, I would have said you'd had too much gin.

Too often our intellect gets in the way of our hearts thereby blocking what instinctually can be drawn to us bringing happiness

Silence is the biggest weapon sometime..

Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.

Don't be the best in the world. Be the best for the world.

[Latin] allows you to adore words, take them apart and find out where they came from.

I think social justice is important. I think it's not fair.

We all want to be forgiven. There's a lot of really, really bad people who want to be forgiven but will never be forgiven, and I might be in that camp.

Don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing on me!

Genius is that energy which collects, combines, amplifies, and animates.

We are all God's animated cartoons.