If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Ben Affleck (who plays A.J. Frost) and I got to actually go into the neutral buoyancy tank in actual $10 million spacesuits the astronauts wear in outer space, and that was pretty interesting

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

Such then is the human condition, that to wish greatness for one's country is to wish harm to one's neighbors.

The joy we feel has little to do with the circumstances of our lives and everything to do with the focus of our lives.

I'm a good enough person to forgive you, and you should be a good enough person to not do it again.

My wish before I die, to keep the faith.

Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that.

If love does not know how to give and take without restrictions, it is not love, but a transaction that never fails to lay stress on a plus and a minus.

There is no mile as long the final one that leads back home.

That's the quickest way to my heart: Laughter.

Morality is an utterly meaningless term unless defined as the good one does to others, the fulfilling of one's function in the sociopolitical whole.

Without art, without communicating, we wouldn't live beyond 30 because we'd be so sad and depressed.