If we could think about somebody else other than ourselves for a few minutes a day, this world would be so much better off.

The more you do for people, the less grateful they become, but don’t let that deter your sincere spirit of giving.

She borrowed in harmony and paid back in war

If you run fast enough, you can still catch those dreams. Don't give up yet!

You really want to see change?Start by donating one dollar to a charity

Two to three hours of studying a night, Is good medicine for the soul, I have tried this remedy, It never grows old

If it causes you to sin your soul-just walk away

True happiness is not money in the bank or a fancy home-it's a forgiving heart filled with love and gratitude

Don't let anyone control how much, and who you give to-people have a way of spending your money

It doesn't matter how much money we have or how much we own here on Earth-we have to die and leave it all-that's the plain truth

For when he was poor, he had an unpretentious heart, but when he became rich, he became filled with arrogance.

God’s approval should be your standard for success.

For harmonious living

I tied down time with a rope but it came back. Then I put my head in a death bowl and my eyes shut up like clams. They didn't come back.

Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, "Did you fall?" He said, "No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket."

People in England talk about stupid Hollywood idiots, but the industry attracts some of the cleverest people in the world.

I've known Nicholas Parsons for a fairly long time and his geniune pleasures are in rubber tubes, metal clips

If your friends won't tell you the truth, who will?

Twitter is about creating whatever persona you want to create and either sticking with it or changing it or evolving it or contradicting it, and I've done all that stuff.

I think we keep these moments of rejection and acceptance very close. I think we carry them always, like cracked shells from which a part of us once hatched.

Something in me was changed by Lincoln in the Bardo, and the great sublime/grotesque risk of [George Saunders'] ghosts was a part of it.