If thou canst walk on water, thou art no better than a straw. If thou canst fly in the air, thou art no better than a fly. Conquer thy heart that thou mayest become somebody.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

Your vibe creates your tribe.

To react, is to be A slave to someone else's actions. Sometimes, A warrior is faced with the decision to strike pre-emptively, trusting his intuition, wisdom and years of training

If I get a cold, it lasts for a month.

Every angry thought makes it a little easier to get angry the next time, and a little more likely.

In any racing engine, the nearer you are to it disintegrating, the better it's performance will be

I don't want a record company, but I need one, unfortunately.

Let the good in me connect with the good in others, until all the world is transformed through the compelling power of love.

The paradox of the prophet: his very success is his failure. The prophet whose time has come no longer shocks; he entertains.

How you earn your money and build your career is how you earn your destiny and build your legacy

You will make a lousy anybody else, but you will be the best "you" in existence.