If there be no God, then what is truth but the average of all lies.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Regardless of your gender, age, race, disability, colour, ethnic or national origin, how you use time each day decides who you become.

Here is the day for the man, where is the man for the day?

It is okay to climb as long as you are not afraid, because being afraid is what made you fall

We need standards with flexibility, not standardization with force if we are to get the best from our teachers.

What is it that every man seeks? To be secure, to be happy, to do what he pleases without restraint and without compulsion.

I'm getting a wider circle of fans now. More women, more middle class people.

What workers must learn is that the only reason why wage rates are higher in the United States is that the per head quota of capital invested is higher.

I tried to find a solution to the problem that I had, tried to find a way to start playing better.

Unless you have the courage to doubt you will never come to know the truth.

My mother always says, "The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak." I can be very focused and determined. But, I can also be very stubborn. Be flexible be nuanced.