If somebody says, "You like putting out fires," and I say, "It's not a case of liking it, but I do put them out, and if there aren't fires left I make them, so I can put them out." It's what we do.

Women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances.

Forget what others whisper in your ears. Most of that is pure rubbish that obstructs the view to what really is important. Always make your own decisions. That is what makes us human.

Anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth speaking to

If you say 'Good Morning' in America and it's five past twelve you end up with a lawsuit.

If you're going to take the attitude, I don't think it will work, you will never do anything.

I'd rather get to the 70-year-old guy who's got plenty of cash.

You have to hope that your opponents are unlucky. Never only rely on your own luck.

Don't forget I started looking at China a long time before any of those races happened. I always thought go east, not west.

[Donald] Trump would want to cosy up to him for sure, and he'd be right to do that. Which would be good for the world.

I have earned the money and changed the nappies!

You know how the tightrope guy at the circus wants everyone to believe his act is an art, but deep down you can see that he's really just hoping he makes it all the way across?

Thank God I am not God! Thank God I am not God!

I had no idea if the photos [of Osama bin Laden's dead body] would ever be made public, and I didn't care.

It is a good thing to make a bridge of gold to a flying enemy

Life, not death, is the great mystery you must confront.

Life is a struggle with things to maintain itself among them. Concepts are the strategic plan we form in answer to the attack.

All satyagraha and fasting is a species of tyaga. It depends for its effects upon an expression of wholesome public opinion shorn of all bitterness.

Mad with the love of a wife for her husband... sing for the Most High sing for no other. We are all notes in this eternal song. God plays His flute and we all dance along.

Which is better--to have laws and agree, or to hunt and kill?