If nothing is self-evident, nothing can be proved. Similarly if nothing is obligatory for its own sake, nothing is obligatory at all.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.

Soldiers are not trained for retire

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.

There are two types of teachers. The ones who teach you to use the text to find answers, and the ones who teach you to use the text to find another whole world of answers.

You can't worship the image or the Crucifix itself. You have to worship God.

A myth is an image in terms of which we try to make sense of the world.

Everybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days.

To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.

I'm the most antimedication person, but some people need medicine, and there was a time where I needed some too.

Singles are always simple.