If a tree is bent, every goat will jump on it.

Where does destiny end and choice begin?

We ran both the courier service and a detective agency from the same office, and had phone apps for both. Basically, we're Uber for parcels and mysteries.

But this is deception. It’s moving very fast, and just because you can’t see and feel it, doesn’t mean it’s not the truth.

I respect Jay-Z. I like him.

Using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven, Produces more digits than 22 divided by 7.

The writing is a joy, so seamless you nearly miss the sheer artistry of the style and the terrific, wry humour.

Everything looks beautiful in Life of Pi.

All education in a country has got to be demonstrably in promotion of the progress of the country in which it is given.

I cannot dance, O Lord, unless You lead me.

I spent my whole career playing it safe, being a gentleman, never doing anything controversial.

Even idiots can grow up a little bit. It should be a bit more subdued. ... The first celebration should be subdued, and the fourth one should be crazy.