If I want to get a taste of beach culture, I'll fire up my season 2 DVD of 'Beverly Hills, 90210.'

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

My greatest hope is to be a mother who loves Jesus with a deep and abiding affection that joyfully overflows to my children.

Don’t you understand that freedom depends upon the continuing possibility of rebel violence. When violence becomes unthinkable, freedom dies…

I'm not interested in the texture of a rock, but in its shadow.

Don't be discouraged - every relationship you have is a failure, until you find the right one.

Early on, my abandoning father had set the pattern of my love life on the loom of my subconscious.

Remember that a man, a true man, never hates. His rages and his bad moods never last beyond the present moment-like electric shocks.

Without good company all dainties Lose their true relish, and like painted grapes, Are only seen, not tasted.

A burthen cheerfully borne becomes light

Civilization runs a greater risk if we maintain our present attitude to religion than if we give it up.

Some of the most cutthroat auditions youll have as an actor are when youll have three words to say.