If I looked like Zayn, I would date myself

I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.

Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots .

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

I won't date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.

The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world.

Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves, and if you don’t then start because everyone is beautiful.

Dreams do come true, believe always. I dreamt every night of becoming a singer

I wonder if anyone thinks of me when they can’t fall asleep at night.

I'm the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes.

...because wherever else the future leads, it leads ultimately to death, the end that is present in my beginning and in yours.

I think we do need to try to not just rely on the central bank to, in its wisdom, adjust interest rates, but allow for people to avoid being exposed to inflation risk.

I think [Whitewater]'s going to prevent the First Lady from running for Senate.

The best way way to get a visual image is not to think of a visual image.

Most active mutual funds are more interested in collecting fees than in boosting returns for investors.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

From the time we're born, our brothers and sisters are our collaborators and coconspirators, our role models and our cautionary tales.

Pain is a poison; pleasure an intoxicant.

The problems of victory are more agreeable than those of defeat, but they are no less difficult.

I think that when people download the record they're kind of missing out on part of the experience, because it's really meant to be an immersive experience.