If Creation were a crime, would not God be the prime suspect?

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

The difference between a novelist and someone who tinkers around with writing is this: novelists finish their books.

It is impossible to say why people put so little value on complete happiness.

If your needs are little, you are rich enough.

With Money we bought the House, with Love we made it our Home!

There's no downside to having too much experience.

I don't get jet lagged that much. I'm so used to traveling and being in different places every day that I can sleep anywhere.

Everybody is trying to be so trendy. I think not being trendy should be the next trend.

There's some very good medias. And I have to say, Fox has treated me fairly. And I don't mean good, but they've treated me fairly. I don't want to be treated good. I just want to be treated fairly.

I think that many people in history who had power were bumped off because they had power.

There is no use for energy of any kind whatsoever unless there is a plan back of it.