I would not change [my past work] anymore than I would airbrush a photo of myself.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove me wrong.

You are my sunshine on a dark dreary day.

Love is the gentle breeze that tingles in your heart when your mind floats into the abyss of unspoken words

Anyone can be falsely accused of a crime. Everyone accused of a crime deserves a fair trial.

There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a game for all.

The tears of God are the meaning of history

I came along and was a teenager in the Depression, and nobody had jobs. So I went out hitchhiking, when I met a man named Woody Guthrie. He was the single biggest part of my education.

I don't think I ever got proper credit about being smart about the game.

Don't attribute mishaps to a lapse in concentration - if you missed the note you don't know it.

I can't read or sleep. Without hope or youth or money I sit constantly wishing I were dead.