I worked my way through art school as an auto mechanic, doing various stuff including sanding bodywork and using Bondo filler.

I'm actually pretty smart when you get to know me.

Art is really about perception, and mine have been changed through visiting other realities.

Ive come to believe in the primacy of form - the notion of art seducing you through your senses, through your eyeballs.

A lot of people dont think of my work as being all that funny, but I think its hilarious!

When you end a chapter in your book of 'Wrong Men, ' don't close the book of your love story, just turn the page.

No demon could ever care enough to let go." ~ Muse

I think humor is such a personal thing, and you put a microphone in somebody's face, they're going to say something that offends somebody.

If you want to be changed, read a good book.

To be humane, we must ever be ready to pronounce that wise, ingenious and modest statement 'I do not know'.

I want you. Bad. Right now. Against the wall. On my bed. The floor and maybe in the bathroom later. I have a shower stall and a Jacuzzi we could put to really good use. I know you'd like it.

Success lies in doing not what others consider to be great but what you consider to be right.

Love, always love. Perhaps that’s what we’re all looking for.

Scripture does not say that God is 'love, love, love' or that He is 'wrath, wrath, wrath,' but that He is 'holy, holy, holy.'

The idea to make hotel reviews the form of the novel came first. So I just started writing hotel reviews and tried to come up with a consistent voice.