I wonder how many times you have to be hit on the head before you find out who's hitting you? It's about time that the people of America realized what the Republicans have been doing to them.

An honest public servant can't become rich in politics. He can only attain greatness and satisfaction by service.

I sincerely regret the unfortunate choice of language which I used in my letter of August 29 to Congressman McDonough concerning the Marine Corps.

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word. Never get too big for your britches. Trust in God. Have no fear; and Never forget a friend.

My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. To tell the truth, there's hardly a difference.

America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.

Our debt to the heroic men and valiant women in the service of our country can never be repaid. They have earned our undying gratitude. America will never forget their sacrifices.

A President needs political understanding to run the government, but he may be elected without it.

Democrats work to help people who need help. That other party, they work for people who don't need help. That's all there is to it.

Everybody has the right to express what he thinks. That, of course, lets the crackpots in. But if you cannot tell a crackpot when you see one, then you ought to be taken in.

Term limits would cure both senility and seniority- both terrible legislative diseases.

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

Science preceded the theory of science, and is independent of it. Science preceded naturalism, and will survive it.

Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man.

If you question any candid person who is no longer young, he is very likely to tell you that, having tasted life in this world, he has no wish to begin again as a "new boy" in another.

She must be assured that it is not a criminal offense to love at first sight.

Everyone in our society has had to make a contribution towards dealing with the debts.

Thinking clearly and effectively is the greatest asset of any human being.

Somali is turning into a desert. Rwanda, you can hardly find a place to plant a potato, it's so crowded.

Everything you cherish Throws you over in the end Thorns will grab your ankles From the gardens that you tend.

GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax.