I won't miss him. Maybe the West Edmonton Mall will miss him, but not me.

There is no escalator to [hockey] success only steps.

If I had the Rangers payroll, I'd never lose a game

You can have all the talent in the world, but if the pumper's not there, it doesn't matter.

Hopeless situations are never hopeless to God.

You're so beautiful, " he told her. Her laughter tickled his ears. "You realize you're looking at my back, right?" "Mmm-hmmm. And it's a very beautiful back.

People define their life by what they want versus what they have. People get fixated on something and they have to have it, even though that voice inside tells them it's not meant for them.

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

The woman who can't influence her husband to vote the way she wants ought to be ashamed of herself.

I leaned back against him and rested my cheek on his shoulder. I could feel the river water dripping off of him. "Thank you" I whispered. When I looked up, I saw he was crying.

There is an indissoluble union between a magnanimous policy and the solid rewards of public prosperity and felicity.

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

I voted to send people to war.

Beer soothes the upset soul.