I won't do one-sided if my life depended on it.

If this is a dream, may we never wake up!

Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.

The only difference between fiction and religion is that people don't kill themselves over fiction.

Religion springs from man's feeling of inferiority.

I'm everything that you're not.

Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together.

I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.

Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.

Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.

Let me kiss you and take your breath away, we'll worry about resuscitating you later.

No, I can't die because there are too many jackasses falling over themselves to take my place! I may live forever just to spite them!

On with the dance! Let joy be unconfin'd No sleep till morn when Youth and Pleasure meet.

If you want to understand any woman, you must first ask about her mother and then listen carefully.

Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.

My ambition was always to be a perfect picture of an American.

You behold in me, Stephen said with grim displeasure, a horrible example of free thought.

To express the emotions of life is to live. To express the life of emotions is to make art.

Conductors don't suffer, they are part of the performance.

I love discovering tiny streets.

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something.