I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that.

We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.

When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

Ever hear a song you love so much you wanna break sh*t?

Tomorrow's fast becoming our Past.

Time is long but life is short.

It is better to be true to what you believe, though that be wrong, than to be false to what you believe, even if that belief is correct.

When you work in fashion, you need to work as a team. You cannot do anything on your own.

A talent can be cultivated in tranquility; a character only in the rushing stream of life.

I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.

The tragedy of Africa is that Africans are in the business of canonizing thieves and demonizing its saints.

[W]isdom consists in following Providence step by step. And you can be sure of the truth of a maxim which seems paradoxical, namely, that he who is hasty falls back in the interests of God.

The only things we keep permanently are those we give away.