I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Every day is divine. If you seek the sacred treasure you will find it.

How can I use what most excites me to achieve what I most want to be, do, or experience?

I hit your thigh!”“Oh, please. A man doesn’t need that long to recover from a knee to the thigh.

I arise to face my failures every morning, but I never fail to face them.

Just because you have a learning difficulty or difference doesn't mean you aren't smart.

Everything is so finite but that’s what makes our time and specific moments so important.

People die of broken hearts. They have heart attacks. And it's the heart that hurts most when things go wrong and fall apart.

... while I am Death's daughter and walk in His dark shadow, surely the darkness can give way to light sometimes.

Not that my arms are getting tired or anything, but... how much longer is the hugging phase going to last?

I am not worried about the country. I'm just worried about anything that gums up the potential of the country. And right now, it's pretty gummed up.