I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus.

There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds.

I love animals, always have, and it seemed natural to help the ASPCA. Animals have no voice of their own, so we have to be that voice

I am not a morning person.

I always treated writing as a profession, never as a hobby. If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.

Remember your personal demons should be afraid of you, because you are their home, their food, and as you heal, their executioner.

You'd think a sociopath assassin wouldn't have a fan following but he does

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

My writing style is very sensual, as in sensory detail

The best lies are always at least partially true.

Homeopaths argue that water has a memory.

Being Happy is important, not the reason.

Where flowers bloom so does hope.

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.

Exceed due measure, and the most delightful things become the least delightful.

The act of getting married, stripped of the necessity to have a secure setting to raise children, seems to me no less grim than registering your emotions with the government.

What good is a writer if he can't destroy literature? And us... what good are we if we don't help as much as we can in that destruction?

To matter, to mind. ... What we mind is in our power, but whether we matter may not be - and there's the tragedy. ... Can anyone truthfully say, I don't matter and I don't mind?

Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day.

It's nice to have a great female composer in the program and add her color.