I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

What if the Devil doesn't know he's the Devil?

The prayer that is heard is not of many words....but of Oneness

No infant starts to speak with a stammer

You know." he said, resting the fiddle in his lap, "once you love something enough--enough to let it consume you completely--it becomes part of you, even when it's buried and quiet.

All bonafide revolutions are of necessity revolutions of the spirit.

When I was young, I thought banks were there to protect the assets of people who had justified concerns, because of their experiences under communism for example.

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

I've never been crazy. I'm a very good girl, to be honest. I don't do anything to hurt anybody.

In art, practice always comes before theory.

He who keeps his own counsel keeps his affairs in his own hands.