I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Not To Attempt To Control Sinful Behavior Is To Attempt Godly Principles

I do not speak the English so good, but then I speak the driving very well.

There is a huge crisis of employment in America, in the Western world in general.

Falling in love was not really a choice; it just struck me.

The audience, the place youre in, has everything to do with how your performance goes.

I never knew what I was doing until I was done.

Only a smile can make the tears dissapear

I would like to remain an actress, but am very anxious to direct and produce.

I often stand by the merchandise booth, point to a poster and tell people, 'That's me.'