I was not comfortable worshipping another Jew.

My mother enjoyed old age, and because of her I've begun to enjoy parts of it too. So far I've had it good and am crumbling nicely.

In speaking of Jesus, I must speak about Christianity because I do not think it possible or profitable to divide the two.

On the way to work good-hearted young girls sometimes offer me their seats, which I accept and bless them in return, a transaction satisfying to all concerned.

If a dish doesn't turn out right, change the name and don't bat an eyelid. A fallen souffle is only a risen omelette. It depends on the self-confidence with which you present it.

I once asked God what I could give him. "Your problems," he said. "I've got everything else.

The secular world is more spiritual than it thinks, just as the ecclesiastical world is more materialist than it cares to acknowledge.

I thought of such Christian inventions as the ghetto and the Jewish badge of shame. The Nazis didn't have to go very far to pick up their know-how.

When you do a good turn you feel rich, even if you are broke.

Jews are just like everyone else, only more so.

I found that when I did something for the sake of heaven, heaven happened. These things changed my life. I owe them to my encounter with Christianity.

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic.

Once you are over 30, 35 years old, I think everyone should get down to the gym and start moving again.

They say your genetics are going to set your direction regardless of what happens, but I think there's more to it than that.

The world is not the illusion. It's you who are the illusion.

I don't give a damn about semi-radicals!

To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also.

I'm gonna speak the truth until the day I die!

The pursuit of holiness must be anchored in the grace of God; otherwise it is doomed to failure

The immense popularity of American movies abroad demonstrates that Europe is the unfinished negative of which America is the proof

I call the age we are entering the creative age because the key factor propelling us forward is the rise of creativity as the primary mover of our economy.