I was depressed a lot as a kid, and I was really sad and wouldn't be able to get out of bed.

All the cunning of the devil is exercised in trying to tear us away from the word.

For once you yourself cease to take pleasure in the common enjoyments of life, you hate the normal man who is so much more fortunate than yourself.

The one knowing what is profitable, and not the man knowing many things, is wise.

It was almost like I was in the army.

I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes.

As the Church is the aggregate of believers, there is an intimate analogy between the experience of the individual believer, and of the Church as a whole.

Isn't it odd that the guy was politically correct in one particularly weird way. Bill Clinton never lit a cigar.

Be aware of danger-but recognize the opportunity

I never play video games! I'm so bad at it. I have, like, no manual dexterity.

I spend as many hours a day as I possibly can smoking cannabis