I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

There is bound to be turbulence in the clouds of confusion before one can view the friendly skies, and an illuminated landing strip.

Change is not an event, it's a process.

In the fashion world, I was always an outsider, but I made people look good, so I had a career.

If there's anything I have learned, it's to sort of be sensitive to what - to how much - to how creative the act of listening is and to how powerful the act of listening is.

Always bring your “A” game and god will take care of the rest.

My father used to run auctions. He's now a singer in the Canary Islands.

Solos I kind of [couldn't] care less about. I know most people probably think that's what I care most about, but it's really the melody playing that is the cornerstone of what I'm working on.

Writers would be warm, loyal, and otherwise terrific people-if only they'd stop writing.

It's not only hockey, it's every sport. You know, it's a big event.

It took me 1057 pages to describe the hundreds of mathematical equations, algorithms and programming techniques that I invented and used.