I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Death is the destiny of every man. I shall not worry over material wealth.

Being a giver is not good for a 100-yard dash, but it’s valuable in a marathon.

Education, like everything else, goes in fads, and has the normal human tendency to put up with something bad for just so long, and then rush to the other extreme.

Simply from the fact that we have regarded a thing with the emotion of pleasure or pain, though that thing be not the efficient cause of the emotion, we can either love or hate it.

Nothing needs a war. There is no problem that needs a war to bring it to a resolution.

Do you know...what I think is a great pity? It is this: that we have all become such skeptics that we hardly believe what our pious grandmothers told us.

I write for somebody who has my own limitations. My reader has a certain difficulty with concentrating, which in my case comes from being a film viewer.

Always try to keep a patch of sky above your life.

My work always presents problems in our society. Those problems may be anything from injustice to freedom, and everything related to humanity.

If we would serve science, we must extend her limits, not only as far as our own knowledge is concerned, but in the estimation of others.