I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it.

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

We are exiles in Time's abyss, strangers now in the Promised Land.

Some of the days in November carry the whole memory of summer as a fire opal carries the color of moonrise.

The worse the haircut, the better the man.

When I began experimenting, people weren't ready for it. Once it's in its second and third generational stages, people can accept it.

Try to keep ourselves open, no matter how closed the world tries to make us sometimes.

I don't know about you, but I practice a disorganized religion. I belong to an unholy disorder. We call ourselves "Our Lady of Perpetual Astonishment."

To hear the world applaud the hollow ghost Which blamed the living man.

When you're trying to please both sides of the fence at the same time you really can't do that.

You need to know that you are a spiritual being so that you can do helpful things to allow your innate qualities to unfold and express.

In the end what will prevail is your passion not your tale, for love is the Holy Grail.