I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.

In the dark time, a light is shine by a divine force.

When you awaken and are self aware, you heal. When you heal, you heal the world.

Freedom is the foundation for all wonderful things in life.

Burnout also leads to a large swath of physicians who aren't as empathetic toward their patients as they could be.

The library is the worst group of people ever assembled in history. They're mean, conniving, rude, and extremely well-read, which makes them dangerous.

Always regret the things you did do, never the things you didn't.

It is difficult to write about any form of mental disease, especially your own, without sounding as if you were examining a bug under glass.

I have already lost touch with a couple of people I used to be

Trust me, he whispers against my lips. Maggie, you're my paradise.