I've spent my entire career being a satirist.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

There's a profit attached to every problem. Find it, face it and fix it.

You think, because you have a purpose, Nature must have one. You might as well expect it to have fingers and toes because you do.

Men are like sheep, of which a flock is more easily driven than a single one.

When you run for president you have certain obligations. One of them would be to avoid even the appearance of conflicts of interest.

We can express ideas without being afraid of being killed or imprisoned.

Every living being is also a fossil. Within it, all the way down to the microscopic structure of its proteins, it bears the traces if not the stigmata of its ancestry.

What ever your 100% looks like, give it.

Artists are expected to talk about their work but writers aren't expected to talk about their writing.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I began to feel lighthearted. Don't ever do that; it tempts some dark and evil force abroad in the universe.