I've got life for a subject because as life starts to drain away, you start seeing very clearly what life is, for the first time.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool.

To adore one has to yearn.

We travel only as far and as high as our hearts will take us.

Celine Dion is one of my heroes. The first song I learned was "My Heart Will Go On." And we sang "Because You Loved Me" for my mom which was a huge deal for me.

To me the most important thing is getting into a studio and making an album that is 12 or 14 amazing songs, getting up onstage, and making people happy by livening the rock.

I have a lot of people to thank but they're none of them here so I'm not going to bother.

To me the greatest problem with humanity is that they don't know anything of meditation.

Lord, I surrender. I am completely overcome by your love.

I am simply content to find myself always imperfect, and in this I find my joy. Good deeds count as nothing, if done without love.

Science appears but what in truth she is, Not as our glory and our absolute boast, But as a succedaneum, and a prop To our infirmity.