I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

Life is a physics problem. Bodies in motion.

Studding the indigo sky were thousands and thousands of stars. On nights like this, you could almost feel the planet moving on its axis.

Fear is nothing but a thought. So try not to become its victim. You were born to be the captain of your own thoughts.

You wait and wait, you get used to waiting. But when your time comes, you must not miss it.

I just want to make people smile.

With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying.

When I believe in my ability to do something, there is no such word as no.

I was born in Mexico, I am from Mexico City.

The fact is that great musical pieces take and hold the stage because they provide great emotional experiences.

My soul-bird loves my body-cage Only when it is kept fit, Pure and absolutely immaculate.