I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

Photography is not about costly cameras'. It's about your huge passion and little interest in innovation.

Isn't it weird that everything that's coming out of my mouth is going directly into the past?

Most of our so-called thinking processes are devoted to finding excuses for going on believing as we already do.

I am not their f*****g entertainment. And I am not a f*****g hero! Given the choice, a hero would do exactly the same again. I wouldn’t. Okay?

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations.

[Napoleon has now] surpassed...Alexander & Caesar, not to mention the great advantage he has over them in the Cause he fights in.

The Democratic Party: Con-men elected by the ignorant and the arrogant.

If it is necessary to die in order to live like men, what harm in dying?

I'm very political without being political. I don't know how to speak proper political language.

[YSL creative director] Hedi [Slimane] is a music-obsessed guy. I might've originally met him through Sky.