I've always been looking for other people's approval.

There's a domino effect with certain things you say.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

Being well known for being well-known did not necessarily imply intelligence.

Man is not going to wait passively for millions of years before evolution offers him a better brain.

I rock because sometimes I'm scared and that's alright. I rock because I'm not afraid to cry. I rock because I'm loved and I'm able to love. I rock...I rock.

What are you waiting for? What are you saving for? Now is all there is.

Remember wars are won by killing people. The more we kill, the quicker we'll get out of this war.

In a country with millions of people & cars going everywhere, the enemy is going to get a car bomb out there once in a while.

God has marvelous ways of taking our worst tragedies and turning them into His most glorious triumphs.

Nobody wants to go through divorce, especially when there's young children involved.

As an entrepreneur, you can always find a solution if you try hard enough.

Focus on the future for 50%, on the present for 40%, and on the past for 10%