I urge you all today, especially today during these times of chaos and war, to love yourself without reservations and to love each other without restraint. Unless you're into leather.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'

I’m not playing the race card. I’m playing the rice card.

Mostly though, they waited. For the mail. For the news. For the bells. For breakfast and lunch and dinner. For one day to be over and the next day to begin.

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.

Learning is like mercury, one of the most powerful and excellent things in the world in skillful hands; in unskillful, the most mischievous.

A man is more than one being in his life. If the last persists, why not the first? If there be a hereafter for his age, why not for his youth?

All men are brothers, like the seas throughout the world; So why do winds and waves clash so fiercely everywhere?

If it can be used again, it is not wisdom but theory.

Cynicism ... is the trade-mark of failure.

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

'Buried Alive' is a little scary, but also a comedy at the same time.

God and His Priest and King,...make up a heaven of our misery.