I trusted her about as far as I could throw her. I was strong and she was small, but it still wasn't very far.

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.

Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.”“Maybe you should have it gold-plated.”“Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.

What did I tell you about plastic ties? Only for humans, Julie murmured.If you don't listen to me, I can't teach you anything.

Life is pushing you toward love.

There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it.

I'm going to be a great leader of this generation.The stars in the space up there are my witnesses.

The best way to vanquish your enemies on the Internet? Ignore them.

It does not demean men to want to be what they imagine the wolf to be, but it does demean them to kill the animal for it.

My favorite fur is wild acrylic.

Since attaining the full use of my reason no one has ever heard me laugh.

If we do the ordinary, God will add an extra to it.

We still by no means think decisively enough about the essence of action.

Point out the problems, as long as you have a solution. I don't like critics who aren't doers themselves.