I think that's the answer to a good marriage. Everyone has their own room.

We should never judge a day by its weather.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

Now there are no priests or philosophers left, artists are the most important people in the world.

The principle of literature is devotion to the particulars of life.

The stories in Get In Trouble confirm once again that Kelly Link is a modern virtuoso of the form-playful and subversive required reading for anyone who loves short fiction.

It is an utter shame to spend millions on the sanctuaries while millions are dying of hunger! Institutional religion must go to Hell even only for this infamy!

Two armies are two bodies which meet and try to frighten each other.

Men are prisoners of their genitalia and women are the keepers of the keys to paradise.

Women never look so well as when one comes in wet and dirty from hunting.

I never expected my books to do even as well as they have. I still feel grateful for it, every single day.

The real story of the settlement of the West was work, not conquest

Whether I retire to bed early or late, I rise with the sun.