I think one of the plans the Never Trumpers have if Donald Trump wins is to impeach him.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Heroes, well, they don't live so long. But they're muy suave, and we all admire them.

We accept the verdict of the past until the need for change cries out loudly enough to force upon us a choice between the comforts of further inertia and the irksomeness of action.

Watching soccer just makes me wish I was watching Foosball.

Rihanna is a pothead and so am I, so we're real cool. Weed is going to bring us together as a generation. Drugs is what created Woodstock. Let's be clear about that.

You see that a handful of times every year where a person that hasn't been playing that well pops up and wins.

I have this belief about things happening organically. I believe life has this organic flow in a way.

I deal in facts, not forecasting the future. That's crystal ball stuff. That doesn't work.

When burned on a CD, the human genome is smaller than Microsoft Office.

If we habitually focus on how to improve things that are already great, can you see how this spirit can transform ourselves, our organizations, families and communities?

I wish I could believe that one person could make a difference.