I think most people associate me with my dad.

You have to do well on third downs.

The worst thing in the world is to feel like people turn on the TV and say, oh god, it's that guy again. I'm trying to avoid that.

I think by its very nature, it's redundant, you know, being the play-by-play guy on television.

Five years ago, I wasn't getting questions [about blogs and the internet] from the TV/radio critic of the New York Times.

And Johnny Manziel is only in a snickers commercial.

If you're the play-by-play announcer, I think it's your job to be better than just saying what's on people's TV screen.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

Every time you see kid and hear kid, you think, man, I have to not sound like a kid.

You know what you gotta do cowboy?

We all fell in love with the young Macaulay Culkin, back in the day

You'll stop hurting when you stop hoping.

I will use my mind, not just my regular brain lobes.

When a lion kills a deer it does not build negative KARMA, its meant that way!!!!

Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game

Do all the things NOW that you were waiting to do until AFTER your SoulMate arrived!

Whenever my mum gets depressed about her age, she goes to Paris.

Modern neuroimaging is like asking an astronaut in the space shuttle to look out the window and judge how America is doing.

International business may conduct its operations with scraps of paper, but the ink it uses is human blood.

I think one of the best things you can do is write really sad songs that touch some semblance of... I guess 'hope' is the right word?

In a city where you walk around, it's impossible to plan your day and your life as accidents will happen, you'll overhear things, bump into people, and take unexpected turns.