I think it was 89.2% cheers and 11.8% boos, but I'm used to that.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Be happy that after living so many lives, I finally found something to die for

I kind of want to see Mara Crucio their asses.

Even though I live in America more, I feel like when I go to Adelaide, that's when I get to go home.

A man that can master patience can master anything.

The extent and condition of our property, and our choice of style in dwelling, create a powerful emblem of our identity and status.

writers do not find subjects: subjects find them. There is not so much a search as a state of open susceptibility.

You want to put a band-aid on something that needs stitches.

Failing to remember is the primary reason for most performers' poor practising habits.

Granted that I must die, how shall I live?

However strenuously the world pulls us apart, however long the absence, we are not changed for being dashed upon the rocks. I knew you then, I know you now, I shall know you again when you come home.